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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

As Cannabis Users Age, Health Risks Appear To Grow - KFF Health News

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Discovery of a Lifetime: Student Discovers Ancient “Living Fossil” Underneath Rock - SciTechDaily

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Then came..

New Research Reveals That Humans Are Seasonal Animals - SciTechDaily

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

What is the most exciting aspect of driving an 18-wheeler truck across America (or any other country)?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Next, they tried...

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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